this was a funny song i remember from camp [www.youtube.com]

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a pile of ...shhhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
Each time I say, 'Darling, I love you'
She tells me that I'm full of ...shhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...shhhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...shhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...shhhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.



And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...shhh

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist

funny !

I used to listen to that song late at night on the "Doctor Demento" show waaaaay back in the day when I was twelve or so (Anyone else remember that show?). It had all kinds of crazy songs like that. I loved that show!

hee hee hee

reminds me of that hand clapping song.

Oh Hell, O operator. please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you right behind_the refrigerator there was a piece of glass miss suzy sat upon it and broke her big fat Aaassk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom doing up their_ flies are in the city, bees are in the park, the boys and girls are having fun MWAH! kissing in the dark dark dark!

ahahaha coco YES ! good one heheh i remember singing that too hee hee !!!

sundancer i totally remember doctor demento lol

makes me think about alot of those old shows and variety shows where being funny and risque was subtle but to the point

it wasnt just in your face like today

bill cosby said it one time ...you dont need to say the F word 26 times to be funny lol

i remember when lucille ball was pregnant and wasnt allowed to say pregnant on her show because it was just toooo taboo lol .. so they made ricky say 'specting (expecting ala babbalooo lol)

and did you ever notice nobody ever went to the bathroom in any show pretty much untill archer bunker did the prime time flush ??