Scene: an Earthshuttle has landed on Mars

a humanoid voice is projected from a conical apparatus and drenches the scape:



"we're here
we ain't going anywhere

we come in peace"

green insectoids scuttle into fissures
and telepath strategies to either

1) share some tasty martian food with humans ( invisible food)
2) play a game of TWISTER
3) throw them off the martian scape

someone else continue



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2008 03:25AM by la_veronique.

Show them this
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the Martians might think we are decent and worthy of life.

We are everywhere now Extraterrestrial invasion back to you Mars
Essential natural resources run out.
Our sun went supernova
President, suffering from mental illness, went berserk and nuked Mecca,
Moscow, Beijing
Our earth was hit by a comet, asteroid, or mini-black hole
In the end Psychic terrorist administerd mass brainwashing that caused
billions to buy so many products they could not afford that they became
destitute, couldnt afford health care, and most died from diseases
caused by eating junk food out of garbage cans.
We have come in peace to eat.

<<In the end Psychic terrorist administerd mass brainwashing that caused
billions to buy so many products they could not afford that they became
destitute, couldnt afford health care, and most died from diseases
caused by eating junk food out of garbage cans.>>

riverhouse bill:

dude! I meant for people to continue with FICTION... you were writing non fiction

but hey... its all good... worthy fiction can stem from non fiction

sally forth y'all

la_veronique Wrote:
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> Scene: an Earthshuttle has landed on Mars
>
> a humanoid voice is projected from a conical
> apparatus and drenches the scape:
>
>
>
> "we're here
> we ain't going anywhere
>
> we come in peace"
>
> green insectoids scuttle into fissures
> and telepath strategies to either
>
> 1) share some tasty martian food with humans (
> invisible food)
> 2) play a game of TWISTER
> 3) throw them off the martian scape
>
> someone else continue


The martians decide to share some martian food with the humans, big Mac and Fries.

The humans got indegestion and added methane to the martial landscape.

Despite the smell, the martians were overjoyed as now the planet started to grow plant life.

Bilbo baggings was there along with that fat guy from lord of the flies...

who the heck is bilbo baggings.. but cool name anyhow

the martians had never seen plants before and prior to humanoids of the McDonalds corporation coercing their big mac onto the scape, they had just eaten red martian dust... but plants were so captivating... never had they seen so much greeen

their blood was stirring for more greens

OnCe mArS hAd beEn suItABly waRmEd uP,

t h e m a r t i a n s w e r e s o

g
r
a
t
e
f
u
l

t-h-a-t t-h-e-y w-h-i-s-p-e-r-e-d s-o-f-t-l-y i-n t-h-e e-a-r-t-h-l-i-n-g-'-s e-a-r

"zzzzzzzzthanks! Wzzzzee wzzzzill be zzzzzure to repay zzzzzour favourzzzzz wizzzz zzzze rezzzipee of our greeenzzzz elixxxzzzzzzir with razzzzberry dropzzzz "

Bilbo Baggins and that fat guy from the lord of the files were gob smacked!!

Woooooowzzzzerzzzzzz!!

so gob smacked was bilbo baggings and the guy from Lord of the flies that they became HIGHLY addicted to the intriguing emerald green verdant matter

they were especially enamored to the leaves, roots and stems
but one martian decided that maybe some of the flowers were edible as well
and ventured to try a hyacinth and find out....