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Stupid Funny!
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Date: December 27, 2010 05:43AM Dang it, I have been lol-crying so hard for about an hour. Read the stuff on this site, it's killer hilarious  .
[damnyouautocorrect.com] Rude though, don't say I didn't warn you. Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 27, 2010 05:50PM Oh man, I can't stop reading them. Gah, pants-peeingly funny! Re: Stupid Funny!
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Tamukha
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Date: December 27, 2010 11:13PM ROFL!!!
Thanks for posting--am sending link to all friends and acquaintances ASAP! Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 27, 2010 11:15PM LOL  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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la_veronique
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Date: December 29, 2010 11:27AM not sure
hmmmm didn't find it funny much but hey maybe if i studied it a bit more it might be funny i liked the last one you posted coco the one of the girl who was so gung ho to get to her friend's party that she faked that she was cognizant even after she got her teeth pulled out at the dentists after being drugged etc . THAT was hilarious but flipperjan didn't think it was funny even though i thought it was the most outrageous thing i ever read and now things have flipped for me i feel like flipper jan LOL Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 03:28PM Oh Ver, this one made me laugh for hours. Some of the words that those iphones autocorrected to were just so bizzarro! And people's reactions too, some of them were so witty and humorous. I particularly liked the ones where people were talking to their moms and accidentally send texts that said I blew the teacher when it was supposed to be asked. And when their mom sent them something whacky and they were like MOM!!?! Too funny, oh la, gaspingly funny that stuff! Hoo! Re: Stupid Funny!
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Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 04:58PM oh god, I cant stop reading, I read a few the first time, was funny, but not awesome... but its like, the more I read, the funnier it gets, till im laughing so hard I cant breathe...lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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veghunter
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:02PM I thought it was funny. I like the posts that have a long trail of attempts and when you finally see the word they were trying to type it in no way resembles the corrections. Re: Stupid Funny!
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:21PM AHH those ones crack me right up! I sat here laughing until I cried so many times. Oh la, the downstairs neighbour must think I'm an absolute loon.
Did you see the few screen shots where it shows a word typed in before it's being send and the autocorrect is trying to replace it with something completely whack? Like they've typed in apple and it's correcting it to anal? Oh man... And people cursing out Steve Jobs? hee hee hee hee hee Re: Stupid Funny!
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veghunter
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:24PM Yes, I thought the snark on Jobs was funny. I don't use this technology, but it's hard for me to imagine that some of this isn't intentional. The slant toward the profane is really odd in a correction tool. Re: Stupid Funny!
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:27PM Well, you can't type the F word apparently. It corrects to "duck" for everyone  . But anal, that was EVERYWHERE! When would you ever even use that word? Gah.Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:41PM well, my theory, is that since apple is moving towards allot of "cloud" technology, they most likely have the auto correct programmed for what is most often written, and as with any media, the vast majority is most likely sexual in nature... whether or not this is why the auto correct is so horrible, I dont know, its just a theory,lol. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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veghunter
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Date: December 29, 2010 05:51PM I thought the amount of usage might affect it, but wouldn't a good program design have accounted for some likely errors? I mean word processors have been using autocorrect for decades and while it's not perfect, I've never had any turn any documents into a string of anal jokes.
For kicks I put in some of the words into Google to check internet usage. Advil had about 2.5 million hits, anal had 123 million. Yikes. What would Freud say? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 06:22PM Bunch of sicko freaky people out there texting about their arses all the time. Sheesh! Who woulda thought? Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 06:24PM LOL, back when I had a cell, I received all sorts of strange texts, the worst was when a guy friend supposedly accidentally texted me a picture of his genitals... needless to say, he just came out a few months ago (nearly 10 years later) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 06:37PM Oh, and I love the ones where the auto correct changes it to something disturbing, and the people respond favorably Before its corrected! lol... like the person who said "i'll be over shirtless." and the other person responded "Cool" be4 any correction was made,lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 06:51PM ha ha the ones that say come over for dinner and fellacio and the dude is like Alright! Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 07:03PM hahahahahahahahah, yeah, those ones are priceless,lol... or like the one where the guy is texting a girl , and was like "you just wanna lick it?" then was like "KICK IT! well, unless thats how you want our first date to go." im just like wowwwww, thats a good way to not even get the first date started,lol... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 07:18PM I dunno, I always find humour appealing. And it's not so terrible if you break the tension with a joke either, unintentional or not .Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 07:47PM hahahaha, yeah, humor is awesome, who knows, I could be wrong, it just seemed more like one of those Hopeful searching jokes,heheheheheh...testing the waters,lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 07:52PM In that case no date, that's oogy And manipulative. Not to mention insecure, disrespectful and revealing of an ultimate motive. Definitely not attractive. Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 08:51PM yeah, those testing the waters kinda jokes, where people are half serious, but are making it sound just enough like a joke to be able to get out of trouble if the person gets offended, those kinda jokes annoy me,lol... When I was incredibly inactive because of depression and some serious injuries and had become rather fat for awhile there, I heard more than a few of those kinda jokes directed at my weight, I also had a number of guy friends who would make those kinda jokes about gay stuff, fishing to see if I was interested,lol... in their case I kinda understand, they weren't out of the closet yet, and afraid of rejection... im still wondering to this day though what makes me so attractive to guys that are in the closet still,lol... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 09:20PM Hmm, maybe you are more affectionate or sensitive than the norm?
There's a line in an Ani Difranco song that I've always really liked. [www.lyricsbay.com] We don't say everything that we could so we can say later oh, you misunderstood Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 09:22PM maybe, im not uncomfortable with male affection, unless they get really uncomfortable, then I start to feel a bit so, plus im rather feminine in many ways, so I guess I can see why they might think that I might reciprocate their feelings, I usually just tell them that I love them as friends, but im just not attracted that way to men... Most have been ok with that.
Edit: also, yeah, that line fits perfectly,lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/29/2010 09:23PM by Curator. Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 29, 2010 09:27PM check the link, the whole song is brilliant. all her lyrics are actually, she's a wicked song writer. Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 29, 2010 10:48PM wow, I like the rest of the lyrics too! hehe --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Tamukha
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Date: December 30, 2010 12:15AM Still checking in at DYAC. And still laughing. Also, "Holy Shatner!" Re: Stupid Funny!
Posted by:
Curator
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Date: December 30, 2010 12:54AM yeah, ive been reading it all day, i took a tiny nap, I feel alittle better, still not all there though, but after my mom gets to sleep, im going back down for a looooooong nap,lol... in the meantime, I am also having a blast in DYAC --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 30, 2010 04:24AM Hee hee, Holy Shatner! Re: Stupid Funny!
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Anonymous User
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Date: December 31, 2010 01:31AM Ah, new pages, laughing, gasp! Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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