hehe found this while frolickign through google looking up Pigs in Politics



Once there were three little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and in harmony with their environment. Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they each built a beautiful house.

One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay, and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their work and settled back to live in peace and self-determination. But their idyll was soon shattered.

One day, along came a big, bad wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry in both a physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house of straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"

The pigs shouted back, "Your gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture!"

But the wolf wasn't to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot pursuit. Where the straw house had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a banana plantation.

At the house of sticks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"

The little pigs shouted back, "Go to Hell you carnivorus, imperialistic oppressor!"

At this the wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had stood, other wolves have now built a time-share condo resort complex for other vacationing wolves. Each unit was a fiberglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops, snorkelling and dolphin shows.

At the house of bricks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, "Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!"

This time in response the little pigs sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of protest to the United Nations. By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs' refusal to see the situation from the carnivore point of view. So he huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over dead of a massive heart attack brought on by eating too many fatty foods. The three little pigs rejoiced that justice had triumphed and did a little dance around the corpse of the wolf.

Their next step was to liberate their homeland. They gathered together a band of other pigs who had been forced off their lands. This new brigade of "porcinistas" attacked the resort complex with machineguns and rocket launchers and slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors, sending a clear signal to the rest of the hemisphere not to meddle in their internal affairs.

Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care, and affordable housing for everyone.

Author's note:
The wolf was a metaphorical construct. No actual wolf was harmed in the writing of this story.

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist




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Hey Jodi,
Great story! I read it to Jonathan and we both had a good laugh. I especially enjoyed the line:
> Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care, and affordable housing for everyone. <

And also, I finally noticed your skyalbum pics! What a cute, happy looking family the three of you are.

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hehehe thanks !

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist

I don't like the word - "Socialist".

And we are a Republic, not a Democracy. At least, that's what we're supposed to be according to the Founding Fathers.

If the pigs' "Socialist Democratic Government" is involved in the "free education, universal health care, and affordable housing", it's doomed to failure. For example, the government will 'dumb-down' and "socially condition" the pigs turning them into homogonized Global citizens, the pigs will lose their Health Freedom rights, and the pigs will lose their Property Rights under the guise of "Conservation, Preservation, Green. More specifically -- "Smart Growth", "Sustainable Development", "Agenda 21".

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So instead of living in a cute little house in the country with a vegetable garden and being INDIVIDUALs, the little pigs will end up with all the other cloned sheeple pigs in the suburbs and cities - watching TV, buying stuff, and eating non-food, thanks to the "Socialist Democracy".

*sighs*

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist