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"scientists" as usual don't have clue, do you ?

elnatural

Let me guess, the gubment did it! What do I win? A brand new tinfoil hat?

- Giant worms that will soon rise to the surface and feed on humans as part of their thousand year life cycle.

- Alien Vs. Predator fighting it out under the surface of the earth.

- Government experimenting with new earthquake devices.

- Naturally occurring shifting and slippage of tectonic plates.

- The earth has a tummy ache.

- Chinese army digging a hole through the center of the earth to come and attack us.

- Planet is saying "ouch, stop hurting me you damn hairless apes".

- Oregon is having an oregasm.

el natural made a jug of kim chi and wouldn't share it with the giant hydrothermal worms ( they get sick of just inhaling sulfuric chemicals)
hydrothermal worms get angry and "show it"

aliens slapping their aquatic prey silly in order to make them "remember" their extraterrestrial origins. ET Pride.

GUBMENT members ( wearing tinfoil hats) laughing MIGHTILY and HEARTILY while on their annual semi million dollar underwater scuba adventure expedition ( paid by taxpayers) at how "easy" it is to get away with doing whatever, whenever, and however...( at taxpayers expense)

the earth has ingested too much plastic ( from six pack Miller Lite tie -the -cans- together plastic) and is now performing a sort of self surgery to rid itself of it

chinese army playing a round of mahjong with ginormous and peculiar water adapted hairy apes ... and the ferocity with which they duke it out causes seismic tremors



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/22/2008 12:52PM by la_veronique.

a major overhaul is about to take place

oregon is just the beginning

La_veronique

wow, Im going to make several jugs of my best gourmet kimchi and drop them down to those worms. Must keep them happy : )

What overhaul, please explain it?

elnatural

just make sure the kim chi is GOURMET like u said

GOURMET can be GOOD

GOURMET GOURMET GOURMET GOURMET ( repeat this to self several times throughout napa cabage daikon radish chopping)

go heavy on the garlic and light on the chili pepper powder

a bit of ginger is alright as well

won't explain overhaul

overhaul has and is continuing to explain itself

I just fed the worms several garbage cans full of super gourmet kimchi.

a few tears went in with it thinking my best kimchi yet going to waste!

This better not create an addiction

we will see what happens............

elnatural

ohhhhhhhhhh oooooops!

uh oh... i think we just created a dilemma

how will they NOT be addicted to El Gourmet Kim Chi

oh no... expect more tremors

la_veronique Wrote:
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> a major overhaul is about to take place
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> oregon is just the beginning


God is going to come down and take away the good boys & girls to a magical wonderland whereas the badies are gonna have to stay here in the sandbox we turned into a litterbox.

CB
You got it backwards, The good guys stay and the bad guys leave just like in the days of Noah.

elnatural

elnatural_1 Wrote:
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> CB
> You got it backwards, The good guys stay and the
> bad guys leave just like in the days of Noah.
>
> elnatural


It's a nice thought but in real life there isn't a big papa in the sky to make sure justice prevails.

community builder is right

its big MAMA that is gonna set it straight!

watch MOTHER earth ROAR!

grrrrrrrrrrrr....

big papa in the sky just bought me some rawlicioius rawsberry shortcake and a razzamalicious mint smoothie

justice hath prevailed

la_veronique Wrote:
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> community builder is right
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> its big MAMA that is gonna set it straight!
>
> watch MOTHER earth ROAR!
>
> grrrrrrrrrrrr....


I agree with you on that! Mama bear just woke up after a long nap and noticed she's covered with fleas and my how long her claws have grown while she slumbered. Good for scratchin'!

agenda for today :

fleas must plant some trees

more trees, less scratchin'

sorry mama bear

we'll set things straight so you can go back to sleep and dream of honey

i meant "agave" not honey

honey ain't PC no more

I'm sure a bear wouldn't be bothered to process an agave plant into liquid sugar, they're lazy creatures.

that's okay

once in a VERRRRRY blue moon, i actually do something for others

i can pilfer some agave ( from my cupboard) to the parts of the bear's cerebral lobes

so they can dream harmonically ( instead of having jagged brainwaves from having to process serrated plants into sap while in sleep state)

see, i can be a decent person after all !

Interesting earthquake concepts those !