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if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
mallow
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Date: June 24, 2006 01:18AM If I were a wild monkey girl...
I would use a food processer with multiple ENAMEL "blades"... I would take b-12 supplements, that I'd freshly extract from a rotting log with a thin stick... I wouldn't know the "principles" of proper food combining, but I would know what made me feel unwell... I would only eat when my growling tummy reminded me to, because I would be so busy playing with my wild monkey friends and having wild monkey fun... I wouldn't eat "imported" food, unless it washed up somewhere... I would know who my true friends were, because they wouln't mind spending hours picking bugs off of me... But I'm not a wild monkey girl. Some times I wish I was. But I have a Cusinart, I eat nutritional yeast, I "properly" combine my food, I often eat when I'm not hungry, sometimes even when I'm full. I need some wild monkey fun, to clear away the glum. I eat sweet & juicy fruit, from lands far away. And none of my friends will pick me clean! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2006 01:22AM by mallow. Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
luna_sky_1
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Date: June 24, 2006 01:20AM my point exactly! LOLOL! ! ! Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
davidzanemason
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Date: June 24, 2006 01:32AM No one's stopping you girl! You CAN do all those things. And I'm sure some one would be HAPPY to pick bugs off you for as long as you wish 
-David Mason Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
purenkind
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Date: June 24, 2006 02:05AM very amusing  Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
vegangoddess
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Date: June 24, 2006 03:08AM thanks for a good laugh ( it`s all true of course!) Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
ThomasLantern
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Date: June 24, 2006 03:08AM cute!
Funky Rob likes insects, but I'm guessing a stud like him is already taken. Alas... Mmm, rotting log... Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
Funky Rob
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Date: June 24, 2006 08:03AM I'm in training to be a wild monkey boy. I have this dream to leave human "civilisaton" behind completly and go and live in a tropical forest with the monkeys!
I don't think I'll ever go that far but I do plan to buy a bit of land and live as simple a life as possible and as self-sufficient as possible. Rob -- Rob Hull - Funky Raw My blog: [www.rawrob.com] Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: June 24, 2006 04:26PM i'm a wild humanoidmartianique girl
i zap bugs off other monkeys with my ultra infra red detecting device (that was implanted somewhere in my retina) i laser beam them off into another tree zaaaaaaaaaaa zzzzzzzapppppppppp there you go!! Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
The Vej
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Date: June 24, 2006 04:37PM That's amazing how do you do it? lol Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: June 25, 2006 02:18PM i do it with the da help of veggies
by the way luv your name " the veg" i'm kinda partial like that wink! Re: if I were a wild monkey girl...
Posted by:
rawgosia
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Date: June 26, 2006 05:32AM I think a good friend will offer at least a scratchie on your back. Why not ask?
Gosia 
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Posted by:
sunshine79
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Date: June 28, 2006 06:58PM Funky Rob Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > I'm in training to be a wild monkey boy. I have > this dream to leave human "civilisaton" behind > completly and go and live in a tropical forest > with the monkeys! > > I don't think I'll ever go that far but I do plan > to buy a bit of land and live as simple a life as > possible and as self-sufficient as possible. > > Rob Haha, I get that too - when I do 100% raw I can't STAND New York City, I start planning moving to Maui - then I eat some cooked food and it's like, wow no way, I love New York and I'm never leaving, what the hey was I thinking. Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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