It seems like every time i turn around, I do something right. I try so much to be like other people and be imperfect but it just seems as if I can't. i try to go about doing things that will hurt me but I end up being seduced by doing things that make me feel good e.g. being raw. I know i ought to just buckle up, ( or down), lift myself up by my bootstrings and start making some mistakes but i JUST can't seem to get myself to do such a thing. It is horrific all the criticisms that are levied at me like " How DARE that woman is so perfect. Who does she thing she IS!!" all sorts of hate mail comes my way and such shaking of the head and tsk tsk comments when i stroll down the street. I am getting tired of being so flawless . can you pleASE help me??

If i don't get any good advice i know i must admit myself into a rehabilitation center for perfect people and go the the PPA ( Perfect Peoples Anonymous). There, I will beseech a higher power to remove all my gloriousness , my good looking fingernails and my lustrous hair( must chop it all off like sinead o connor). i will humble myself and ask my HP to make mistakes for me that i cannot make for myself. I so wish to be just like everyone else. Please don't hate me because I'm perfect. i was born this way and can't help it. I just wanna a lil bit o sympathy.

but if u wanna feed me your fried fish, quesadillas and coca cola

nawwwwww... i'll just go back to being purrrRRRrfect again

meowwwww



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/24/2007 10:00AM by la_veronique.

muAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAA hahhahahahhaha

have a glorious holiday mayhem everyBUDDY!!!!

Whatever it is that you are taking, I want some of it.

Raw food does not have this effect on me. I wish that it did!

arugula

<<Whatever it is that you are taking, I want some of it.>>

well, u do have a choice ( see, i'm nice like that

it comes with a side of :

1) wedge cut french fries
2) cole slaw
3) parsley and apple juice with a sprig of mint
3) lathered battered buttered lavendered rosemary and chives

all the above are "raw" version LOLOLOL

it ain't eazy being purrfect
but u know?
SOMEbuddy has got to do it

might as well be me ( gulp)

0h.. i still haven't seen "Ted and Bill's EXCELLENT Adventures"
i'm feeling a bit of an intellectual itch coming on
should i go for it and rent it?

i heard it was junk-ness and madness

hmmmm.. .sounds purfectly delish

but i might see it next year ( like in 365 days.. yep, i likes to plan in ADVANCE.. cuz i'm so purrrrr-fectly prepared like that

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... ( hear the bleating of my heart)

I highly recomend "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" (and the sequel as well).

It is most intellectually stimulating! And quite high-quality entertainment if I do say so myself.

Yeah I definately loved them when they came out, dunno about now though. I'm sure the simple humour would still appeal

gee... REALLY?

what's the plot?
i never knew

this world is filled with wondrous surprises
what great joy !

i just remember seeing the cover of the video where keanu is wearing a blondish wig .. i like him better with his slick black hair ( heh)

My advice is to invent a good act. Just or two things that you can pretend to now know...heh...heh. Let's people feel they are doing well!

-David Z. Mason

WWW.RawFoodFarm.com

i "know" either ted or bill had a blonde wig
heh

i david!

"It seems like every time i turn around, I do something right. I try so much to be like other people and be imperfect but it just seems as if I can't. i try to go about doing things that will hurt me but I end up being seduced by doing things that make me feel good e.g. being raw. I know i ought to just buckle up, ( or down), lift myself up by my bootstrings and start making some mistakes but i JUST can't seem to get myself to do such a thing. It is horrific all the criticisms that are levied at me like " How DARE that woman is so perfect. Who does she thing she IS!!" all sorts of hate mail comes my way and such shaking of the head and tsk tsk comments when i stroll down the street. I am getting tired of being so flawless . can you pleASE help me??"

Here's the obvious flaw ... over inflated sense of ego.

"it comes with a side of :

1) wedge cut french fries
2) cole slaw
3) parsley and apple juice with a sprig of mint
3) lathered battered buttered lavendered rosemary and chives"

Add a side dish of trying very hard to be overly eccentric.

I feel you pain LaV, I thought I made a mistake once..but I was wrong.