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MY WISH LIST for XMAS
Posted by:
suvine
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Date: December 01, 2015 02:55PM I need an Excalibur 4 tray dehydrator with thermostat, with sheets
I need an expensive food processor like CUISINART I need a GREEN STAR JUICER.. Oh Magical Universe! Please hear me! What are your wishes for Christmas? Or " What to buy a Raw vegan for Christmas .." Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/01/2015 02:56PM by suvine. Re: MY WISH LIST for XMAS
Posted by:
brome
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Date: December 10, 2015 06:13AM Here's some Christmas Humor:
12 Days of Christmas Letters [www.dezert-rose.com] __________________________________________________________ This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I tried to catch some fog. But I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. The soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a typo. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. I didn't like my mustache at first. Then it grew on me. A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Broken pencils are pointless. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Velcro -- what a rip off! Re: MY WISH LIST for XMAS
Posted by:
NuNativs
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Date: December 10, 2015 02:45PM I wish for murderous religous/death cults including christians to see the miracle of Life and stop reaching for "heaven" and taking others along with them... Re: MY WISH LIST for XMAS
Posted by:
RawPracticalist
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Date: December 10, 2015 03:32PM I wish I get healthier in body and spirit
I wish to think right I wish to have a loving heart I wish to eat cleansing foods I wish to eat healthier and less Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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