What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Joanne81
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Date: June 26, 2008 05:39PM ?? Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: June 26, 2008 06:09PM [/size]
Depends -- if he's your husband, and you have kids, you may have to let him stick around for a while. If he's not your husband, throw the bum out. [/size] Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Prism
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Date: June 26, 2008 06:13PM Dress up like his commanding officer and have him swab the decks, paint the house, mow the lawn or threaten him with the brig, bread and water only..oh..make that raw flaxseed crackers instead of bread.
Love, Prism Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
riverhousebill
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Date: June 26, 2008 07:33PM This is kinda funny for me to see this post
My only brother a commercal fisherman owns 90ft steel drager just got `his third DUI, He is a good person but is strung out on boze. also a danger third dui.last one into the back of police car at a wreck. All you can do is to keep trying to relate how bad everyone who cares feel. And mabey at some point he may hear, everyone has a differant threshold for addiction alcahol is a bad trip. In the state of Ca. where we have Medical pot legal, doctors here have given recomendations for pot to make the detox not `as hard. And I have seen proof myself it is a good way to start to ween off the `fire water. But if you are in the other states you probly dont have medical `choice freedom. Again you do have that freedom to use pot in other states `Under Roe vs Wade there was a case here in Ca before Med pot laws went into efect. A women by the name of Pebbles Trippets plead wade for a pot charege was found ` `guilty apealed and won in apeal court that makes it law Now you now you have that right but you will have to fight and show motion in the courts to get there. Give that sailer a good oragnic spliff! when a drunk comes to a stop sign he runs it, When a pot smoker comes to the stop sign He waits for it to turn green I hope things work out hang in there. Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: June 27, 2008 09:34AM if u can put up with it
put up with it if u can't put up with it don't put up with it simple but not so easy good luck been there, done that.. no more... i come first and i don't care what anyone else says if u are spending your entire life with a drunken sailor u close the door to someone else who can treat you better Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Sundancer
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Date: June 27, 2008 01:03PM Pray he doesn't piss at the foot of your bed. It's happened to me -- the guy actually peed on my favorite comforter! He went bye-bye; I showed him to the door. Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: June 30, 2008 01:09AM Good grief.
If sailors are getting drunk this says alot about our armed forces. Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
pakd4fun
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Date: June 30, 2008 09:16PM Put him in a long boat 'til he's sober, early in the morning. Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
Joanne81
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Date: July 01, 2008 06:48PM Pakd4fun knows what up. Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
pakd4fun
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Date: July 01, 2008 06:54PM ! He He! Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: July 01, 2008 11:10PM put him in a hypno trance and pretend that you are his Chief... start barking out commands to "sweep the deck" ( translation: sweep the kitchen floor)
"mop the deck" : translation ( mop up the living room floor) " peel the potatoes and carrots" ( translation: peel the zucchini and squash to put in the spiralizer and make raw spaghetti) " wash the uniforms" translation ( do the family's laundry ON THE DOUBLE!!) that way, you take advantage of his inebriated state he gets to booze u get cleaning, housework, food preparation and laundry done around the house everyone is happy sailors take orders, u know? a drunk sailor takes orders SERIOUSLY , without question... uh... don't know this for sure.. but it could be fun for you to try it out Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2008 11:12PM by la_veronique. Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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