for the religious: emo phillips quote
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arugula
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Date: June 29, 2008 10:15PM Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!” Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over. Re: for the religious: emo phillips quote
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la_veronique
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Date: June 30, 2008 06:30PM hey arugula
FREAKIN FANTASTIC LOL !!!!!! Re: for the religious: emo phillips quote
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la_veronique
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Date: July 01, 2008 12:06PM arugula
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Sundancer
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Date: July 01, 2008 02:48PM HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.................................................... Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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