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What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Joanne81 ()
Date: June 26, 2008 05:39PM

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: June 26, 2008 06:09PM

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Depends --

if he's your husband, and you have kids, you may have to let him stick around for a while.

If he's not your husband, throw the bum out. [/size]

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Prism ()
Date: June 26, 2008 06:13PM

Dress up like his commanding officer and have him swab the decks, paint the house, mow the lawn or threaten him with the brig, bread and water only..oh..make that raw flaxseed crackers instead of bread.

Love,
Prism

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: riverhousebill ()
Date: June 26, 2008 07:33PM

This is kinda funny for me to see this post
My only brother a commercal fisherman owns 90ft steel drager just got
`his third DUI, He is a good person but is strung out on boze.
also a danger third dui.last one into the back of police car at a wreck.
All you can do is to keep trying to relate how bad everyone who cares feel.
And mabey at some point he may hear, everyone has a differant threshold for
addiction alcahol is a bad trip. In the state of Ca. where we have Medical
pot legal, doctors here have given recomendations for pot to make the detox not `as hard. And I have seen proof myself it is a good way to start to ween off the `fire water. But if you are in the other states you probly dont have medical `choice freedom. Again you do have that freedom to use pot in other states
`Under Roe vs Wade there was a case here in Ca before Med pot laws went into efect.
A women by the name of Pebbles Trippets plead wade for a pot charege was found ` `guilty apealed and won in apeal court that makes it law Now you now you have that right but you will have to fight and show motion in the courts to get there.
Give that sailer a good oragnic spliff! when a drunk comes to a stop sign he
runs it, When a pot smoker comes to the stop sign He waits for it to turn green
I hope things work out hang in there.

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: la_veronique ()
Date: June 27, 2008 09:34AM

if u can put up with it
put up with it

if u can't put up with it
don't put up with it

simple but not so easy

good luck

been there, done that.. no more...

i come first

and

i don't care what anyone else says

if u are spending your entire life with a drunken sailor

u close the door to someone else who can treat you better

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Sundancer ()
Date: June 27, 2008 01:03PM

Pray he doesn't piss at the foot of your bed. It's happened to me -- the guy actually peed on my favorite comforter! He went bye-bye; I showed him to the door.

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: June 30, 2008 01:09AM

Good grief.
If sailors are getting drunk this says alot about our armed forces.

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: pakd4fun ()
Date: June 30, 2008 09:16PM

Put him in a long boat 'til he's sober, early in the morning.

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: Joanne81 ()
Date: July 01, 2008 06:48PM

Pakd4fun knows what up. smiling smiley

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: pakd4fun ()
Date: July 01, 2008 06:54PM

smiling smiley! He He!

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Re: What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Posted by: la_veronique ()
Date: July 01, 2008 11:10PM

put him in a hypno trance and pretend that you are his Chief... start barking out commands to "sweep the deck" ( translation: sweep the kitchen floor)

"mop the deck" : translation ( mop up the living room floor)

" peel the potatoes and carrots" ( translation: peel the zucchini and squash to put in the spiralizer and make raw spaghetti)

" wash the uniforms" translation ( do the family's laundry ON THE DOUBLE!!)

that way, you take advantage of his inebriated state

he gets to booze

u get cleaning, housework, food preparation and laundry done around the house

everyone is happy smiling smiley

sailors take orders, u know?

a drunk sailor takes orders SERIOUSLY , without question... uh...

don't know this for sure.. but it could be fun for you to try it out



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2008 11:12PM by la_veronique.

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