my dad sent me this one

Subject: Fw: Christmas is going to be tight
A Xmas "cutie"
With our current economy, Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree�that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.
How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most Aesthetically appealing), etc.
These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
> * Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.
I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the
Nifty slippers for yourself....
Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
One of you.


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OMG! LOL

this is the part that cracked me up...

* No more bending over to mop up spills

hahahhaaaa!!

Oh wow! I'm gonna make some for my teenage nieces! ;p

Hilarious! Finally, I have a use for those damned things again!

Sharrhan:


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This is totally funny, all the women in my family would get a kick out of this.

holy schmoly !!!

but i would get the kinds that are organic

i get the ones that are made by SEVENTH GENERATION ( sorry, i'm not trying to advertise feminine products here... but they do make non chlorinated 100% organic cotton products

those slippers actually look cute

so hilarious

i can't BELIEVE your dad actually MADE one of those

oh MY GO********!!!!

whoahhhh

proof positive that the human brain is infinitely ingenious