Another one from my Dad .. he really is getting warped in his old age


There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first
day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The
Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He
complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really
beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
MeElmo's.
She has aroll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics
he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
'but I
think
you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'





'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2008 08:29PM by Jgunn.

LOL!!!!