I thought this was a very nice prayer,

PRAYER FOR YOU

This is the perfect moment. It's a perfect moment because I have been inspired to
say a gigantic prayer. I've been roused to unleash a divinely greedy,
apocalyptically healing prayer for each and everyone of you_even ithose of you
who dont believe in the power of prayer.

DEAR GODDESS, you who never kill but only change:

I prayer that my exuberant, suave, and accidental will move you to shower
ferocious blessings down on everyone who reads this benediction.

I prayer that you will give them what they dont even know they need-not just the
boons they think they want but everything they've always been afraid to even
imagine or ask for.

DEAR GODDESS, you wealthy anarchist burning heven to the ground:

Many of the divine chameleons out there don't even know that their souls will
live forever.

So please use your brash magic to help them see that they are all wildly creative
geniuses too big for their own personalities.

Guide them to realize that they are completely differnt from what they've
been led to believe about themselfs, and more exiting than they can
possibly imagine.

Make it illegal, immoral, irrelevant, unpatriotic, and totally tastless for them to be in love with anyone or anything that's no good for them.


O GODDESS, you who give us so much love and pain mixied together that our
morality is always on the verge of collapsing:

I beg you to cast a boisterous love spell that will nullify all the dumb ideas,
bad decisions, and nasty conditioning that have ever cursed the wise and sexy
virtuosos out there.

Remove, banish, annihlate, and laugh into oblivion any jinx that has clung
to them, no matter how long they've suffered from it, and even if they have
become accustomed or addicted to its ugly companionship.

Please conjure up an aura of prtection around them so that they will recieve an
early warning if they are ever about to act in such as to bring another hex
or plague into their live in the future.

DEAR GODDESS, aweet Goddess, you sly universal virus with no
@#$%& opinion:

Please help all the personal growth addicts out there to become disciplined
enough to go crazy in the name of creation, not detruction.

Teach them the difference between oppressive self-control and liberating
self-control.

Awaken in them the power to do the right thing when it is inpossible to do
the totally right thing.

Arouse the Wild Woman within them- even if they're men.

DEAR GODDESS, you pregnant slut who scorns all mediocre longing:
I pray you will inspire all the compassionate rascals communing with this
prayer to kick their own asses and wash their own brains.

Provoke them to throw away or give away all the things they own that encourage
them to believe that they are betterthan anyone else.

Show them how much fun it is to brag about what they cannot do and do
not have.

Give them bigger, better, more original sins and wilder, wetter, more
interesting problems.

Most of all, Goddess, brainwash them with your freedom so they never love
their own pain more than anyone else's pain.

O GODDESS, youwildy disciplined, radically curious, shocking friendly,
fanatically balanced, mysteriously truthful, teasingly healing, lyrically logical
master of rowdy bliss:

Cultivate in yourself a fervent yearning for the intimate companionship of
these budding messiahs. Play with them every day. Answer their questions.
Listen to their stories. Inspire them to love you so much they lose all their
hatred forever.

DEAR GODDESS, you psychedelic mushroom cloud at the center of all
our brains:

Bless the insanely poised creators out there with lucid dreams,while they are
wide awake. Provide them with their own spin doctors, vacuum cleaners
for their magic carpets, and solar powered sex toys that work even in the dark.

Give them a knack for avoiding other people's hells, and a thousand masks
that all reprsent their true feelings, and secret admirers who are not
psychotic stalkers.

Arrange for a racehorse to be named after them, or an underground river, or a
thousand- year-old storm on Saturn.

Teach them to be their own prophets and pray to themselfs and right their
own wrongs and sing their own songs and be their own wives and save their
own lives.

DEAR GODDESS, you riotously tender, hauntingly reassuring, orgiastically
sacredfeeling that is even now running through all our soft, warm
animal bodies:

I pray that you provide all the original sinners out there with a license to bend
and even break all the rules, laws, and traditions that keep them apart from the
things they love.

Show them how to purge the wishy-washy wishes that distract them from their
daring, dramatic, divine desires.

And teach them that they can have anything they want if they'll only ask for it
in an unselfish way.

And know dear GOd of Gods, God beyond all Gods, Girlfriend of Gods, Teacher
of Gods, Goddess who invented God, I bring this prayer to a close, trusting that
in these mysterious moments you have begun to change everyone out there in
the exact way they've needed to change in order to become the gorgeous
geniuses they were born to be. Amen. Awomen.

And please also give them each an emerald green parachute, ruby slippers, a
canoe coverd with jewels, a black-market orchid and a bouquet of organic
broccoli, a donkey clown pinata full of crickets, a protective gargoyle lifted
from the Chartres Cathedral, a guitar string actually played by Jimi Hendrix,
A strawberry chocolate cake baked in the shape of a question mark, a human DNA
map drawn up by the Humane Genmoe Project, fistfuls of sparklers, a bottle of
holy water from the River Jordon, photos of lighting on a giant poster, a
refrigerator magnet cast in the likeness of the Dalia Lama, and the key of life
accidentally placed inside a box of Cracker Jack.

Why thank you riverhousebill!

May I say that I consider you a diamond in the rough (hope you don't mind).



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Mr. Riverhouse

I have heard all your prayers as they trellised their way to the latticework of stars within which I dwelleth...
I will bestow all the wishes of your ardent prayers to the flocking glittering sentient beings of your unified mindspell


La Goddess Heretica Veronique

Bill!
Wow, that's my kind of prayer! Thank you.

Sharrhan:


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You can tell where a person stands by their
Prayers. I used to Pray out loud to a Church full of
people. Others would do the same.
Why don't we all post a prayer right here?
You go first (LOL). My prayer would be one of Thanksgiving,
rather than Want. Yours? ....WY

Here's mine:
"I AM joyously immersed in divine love and peace, ecstatic creativity, infinite abundance and immense gratitude! I reach out in consciousness to all the kindred souls I will meet today and desire that they all be blessed."

Sharrhan:


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WOW RHB!!!

i pray the same for you and thank you so much for starting this!!! I have been ferociously blessed!!! ))

The cristain writer C.S. Lewis once said: i thank God that he hasn't
given me all the things things Iv'e prayed for, beacuse as I look back now I
realize it would have been disastrous to have recived some of them."