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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If…
Infowars.com
September 26, 2012
Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog has put together this collection of thought crimes to determine if you are a conspiracy theorist….
- You are capable of critical thinking.
- You distrust mainstream media.
- You like nature.
- You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
- You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
- You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
- You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
- You have read a book in the past year.
- You think you have the right to protest.
- You think the War on Terror is a scam.
- You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
- You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
- You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
- You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
- You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
- You question whether the government loves you.
- You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
- You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
- You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single.
- You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.
- You think corporations aren’t people.
- You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.
- You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream. He’s still a bad guy.
- You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people. You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.
- You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines. If they are unable, their children should go.
- You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.
- You grow your own food.
- You buy raw milk.
- You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
- You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.
- You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.
- You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.
If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.
You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.
Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought.
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We salute Mike for his work in highlighting through absurdity how the term “conspiracy theorist” is being used to stigmatize critical thought and thought we would add some more examples of our own….you know you are a conspiracy theorist AND a terrorist according to the government if….
- You believe peer-reviewed studies which conclude Monsanto GMO corn causes tumors in rats.
- You are concerned about how the US Army is announcing they are setting up domestic re-education camps in their own documents.
- You avoid fluoridated toothpaste, water and food products as a result of Harvard studies which confirm sodium fluoride lowers IQ.
- You pay for coffee with cash, which according to the FBI is an indication of terrorism.
- You buy storable food in bulk, which according to the FBI is an indication of terrorism.
- You hold political opinions which “represent a fairly popular point of view,” which according to a DOJ-funded training manual for police is an indication of terrorism.
- You display bumper stickers opposing the United Nations or expressing support for the Bill of Rights, which according to a DOJ-funded training manual for police is an indication of terrorism.
- You find it ironic that ‘liberty loving’ American citizens are being denounced as terrorists by the government while the White House funds real Al-Qaeda terrorists in Syria.
- You use cash to pay at toll booths, which according to a recent court ruling is a suspicious activity worthy of detention and having your vehicle and personal details recorded.
- You exercise your First Amendment right to protest, which according to the Department of Defense represents “low level terrorism”.
Add your own top 5 “you know you are a conspiracy theorist if” bullet points in the comments section below….
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Only the raw milk and toll booths dont apply to me.

Cool, I'm a Conspiracy Theorist. I'm a bit squishy on two of them though. They should have mentioned Chemtrails - that's what separates the Conspiracy Theorists from the Sheeple.

Come on Bill - an article from the Southern Poverty Law Center!!!

SPLC Admits Lying About Sheriff Mack, Lawsuit Pending
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The Southern Poverty Law Center’s lies about Sheriff Richard Mack and his decision to sue the propaganda outfit for libel and defamation of character. The SPLC falsely claimed Mack has called for the murder of police officers and IRS agents.
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Southern Poverty Law Center Publishes Patriot Hit List
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The SPLC, no doubt, sees each person on the above list as being a leader of the “radical right,” a “conspiracist,” and “antigovernment.” But understand, the SPLC makes its living off of big-government, leftist ideology. To say it is a shill for Big Government Liberalism is an understatement. The SPLC is so radical it makes the ACLU look conservative!
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SPLC Report: Heavy On Smear, Thin On Facts
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why are you deemed a CT if you buy your food in bulk?

i'm stumped

help me out here

do they mean bulk bins? like you lift the plastic lid up and you scoop some sunflower seeds into a plastic bag?

wow.... funny... weird

Corporations ARE people, my friend

I notice the sheeple faces are women...

The Southern Poverty Law Center is part of the DHS-

[oathkeepers.org]

And supported by George Soros -

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/28/2012 12:45AM by KidRaw.

yeah but why is buying in bulk "deemed" CT?

i understood everything else but the bulk thing

is it cuz buying bulk is making a "choice" and "deciding" for "oneself" on something like portions?

Hey V,

It does not mean buying from the bulk bins - it means buying "storable food in bulk" as to be preparing for when the $#!* hits the fan. These people are known as "preppers" as they are preparing for an event that could possibly kill a huge percentage of Americans if Food stopped coming in to the cities where most of us are now living. I just did a quick google search for you and this was one of the first results - [theeconomiccollapseblog.com]

La,veronique
They are using a few buzz word lables to apply to many types of people even if the lables do not fit them. They a false accusations to get people picked up for some other reason. They cant give out all the true reasons why they are picking people up. Forget about trying to make sense about how all those on the list fit the lables, they dont! The definition now of terrorist is so loose they can pick up any one for anything under that one buzz word label.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/28/2012 09:49PM by pborst.

Hey V,

This article by Paul Craig Roberts might shed some more light on this…

Conspiracy Theory
by Paul Craig Roberts
June 20, 2011
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Hey Paul,

Chapter Four, `Debunking 9/11 Myths: A Failed Attempt by Popular Mechanics (pp. 207 - 307) in “Debunking 9/11 Debunking: An Answer to Popular Mechanics and Other Defenders of the Official Conspiracy Theory” by David Ray Griffin debunks everything in that Popular Mechanics article you posted.

I get it - Those who don't accept 'The Official Story' are Labeled "Conspiracy Theorists". But nowadays, thanks to the Internet Revolution, the Conspiracy Theorists are in the Majority.