the FDA realsed a report today stating must fruits cease all kinds of bad health effects
early death
heart disease
all forms cancer
poor eyesight
and makes your teeth fall out
and makes you dumber just overall


one scientists reported: the body spends more energy getting rid of all these toxic elements form fruits,
then the energy it gets form them
it should be banned, its just all junk food!


on a other note, they said must candy and diet drinks are so healthy
it was unreal the words of 1 scientists
the diet coke we tested,
showed signs of stopping the toxic elements fruit cease in the body

its like they just disappeared, the fruit was harmless long as you taken it with the healthy food of diet cokes and candy

also all Pesticides showed signs of lowering the bad health effects fruit cease
Pesticides are very helpful in keeping the toxic elements in fruit in check

Pesticides came and taken care of the some of the side effects of fruits, without pesticides we have many dead people right now.


if you insist upon eating fruit, make sure it was been sprayed all over with Pesticides, it will limit the effects fruit has on you.

in other news, vitamins will soon be prescription drugs only
, thanks to new move by FDA
"vitamins are danger to other drugs" was all they said

That's so heartbreaking,All those wonderful tastes that I can never have anymore. The tart pineapple, the unique flavors of strawberries, kiwis and mangos, the watermellon. For my health's sake I WILL settle for second-best taste in the form of artificialy flavored drinks and candies - and I'll do my best to imagine that I'm actually eating the real thing.

this is an april fools. =P

oh dear

It was definitely a joke because that title means fruits stop cancer.

it must be an april fools
but it didn't make any sense to begin with

cuz first it says that fruits stop bad things
then it says it is the cause of bad things

so i was thoroughly confused

but that's okay... cuz i have no time to weed out what is or what isn't cuz i am pregnant with octuplets















APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Excellent, la v! :-) Yep, you had me there for sure! A few things buzzing through my mind, eg 'will she bring them up raw?' 'wow, what a media opportunity'. Till I scrolled down.

Maybe fanofwin meant "fruits cause cancer", and it was an April Fools joke?

it was april fools topic lol

the idea was to get them when they read the title and then clicked to read it

wtf is this, ouch @#$%&, i just got served
fruits bad for you, darn april fools people!
lol



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omg laV is having Octuplets !!

cool 8 more nifty poeple in the world

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist

yeah... OCTUPLETS!!

who woulda imagined

sheeer craziness