I'm setting up a contest
yes, I AM

It's called "The Green Mustachio Man"



The Green Mustache Man is today's Marlboro Man

move over cattle ropin' cowboys
make way for the Green Mustache Man of today

come on, gentlemen, be a MAN , step righttt up!
u know u wanna


hey joseaay

show us a picture of you with a green mustache ( ha ha!)

davey mason... don't let me down and be a contestant!

bryan, u better or i won't post here any more (jus kidding)

and surely fruitarion-1 ( u better be in this contest too or else ... uh.. i don't know)

who else? ALL MEN are welcome

All contestants will create a photo or video of their green mustached self along with whatever else they wanna say about why they think they are a Green Mustache Man

ideas are

1) whoopin through a garden wearing a green mustache while lifting pumpkin and ginormous squash for weights
2) solving a physics problem while drinking kale juice
3) pontificating on the glories of the 80 -10 10 while dashing a sporty green mustache

4) bench pressing an apple tree while green mustachioed

5) singing a barry manilow song but changing the lyrics to fit greeny topic

or whatever ELSE u wanna do

be creative

for the SHY GREEn mustachioed MEN who don't wanna send photos /videos
post us a poem, essay,prose, a story... a painting or whatever, like some nature photos you took or a non nature photo you took or a cool video you are working on that is nature related or non nature related



u will ALL be winners
but the "judges" will decide only what they LIKE about the Green Mustachio Man

this is our raw version of "American Green Idol"

I know you all wanna do it

DO IT!!

btw, i'm not prejudiced against the XX chromosomal species, cuz i got XX in both my genes myself so don't gimme any slack, ladies but its been a long time since the public has had REAL male idols and Marlboro Man is soooo outdated

next time, I'll set up a contest to kick out ms. Virginia Slims and we'll have
the Raw Green Enchantress contest so that we can win some prizes too! same rules will apply..

so start moving the cogs in yer brains and think about it!


but right now,
its time for the

GREEN MUSTACHIO MAN

DO IT!! if only to show that you LOVE living

do it
be brave
be a green slave

make that supreme sacrifice for raw

there has never been a contest like this
and u know such contests don't GET any better


ha ha


plus men look BETTER with mustaches ( in my opinion)
right, ladies? ( say yes! and let's show them our support!)

men always get such slack for being guys ( i have NO idea WHY
its time we judge them for what is RIGHT about them

this contest is open for ALL men
who have a passion for the raw life style


Rules for the judges:

1) only say what u like about them or their mission
2) u can send them prizes, poems or whatever if u want
a) like a basket of fruit, a greenstar machine ( ha ha), a blender, some wild crafted heirloom seeds, compost, a rawlicious raspberry cake, some papaya, some spinach , some more stuff to make them continue their green mustachioed lifestyle


it's ON
what r u WAITING for?


there's been no time quite like the present time in the history of humankind
theze men are creating HISTORY! with their bodacious, courageous, sun loving ,
green guggling ( or fruit guggling) lifestyles

oh yeah, this contest is not the time or place for disputing fruit vs. green
even if u don't eat mostly greens, just WEAR the beeautiful mustache to support
what "green' stands for... b'sidees.. all fruits are plants anyhow..and the leaves and stems of fruit plants are green

Men!

start your raw engines

GOOOOO!!

oh yeah, for the Shy and Mysterious Men, you could be like zorro or the lone ranger

masked man doing a breakdance

or being Raw Zorro Chef

or Batman Spinach Gardener

or like the dude in V for Vendetta who was one of the coolest mask wearing dudes in history of cinema

u could be Vendetta Peta marching Man

or Ninja Green Soup Maker
( ha ha)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2007 10:38AM by la_veronique.

i'm gonna keep bumpin this thread up til i get a contest going on

yep, i think this should happen

american idol ... move over...

its time for GREEN MUSTACHE MAN !

bring it on!

bump

Are all these guys "chicken"?

i hope not .. cuz this is a vegan forum

A picture of us with a Green Mustache? Would you like Fries with that?.....WY

Wheatgrass Yogi Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A picture of us with a Green Mustache?

yup ! dont let that foam go to waste !!

yes

Is cross-dressing allowed?

Gosia


RawGosia channel
RawGosia streams

ha ha rawgosia

u don't have to cross dress

u can be RAW GREEN ENCHANTRESS

join the show!

its open to all other ladies too

RAW GREEN ENCHANTRESS AND GREEN MUSTACHE MAN SHOW !

i am bumping thsi too cuz LV you are my girl!! i love ya you are so great...and i recently got an excellent 14 carrot award from you!! and it made my day....
come on MEN where are you??? you know you want to show your mustache!!!
well i know there are some yummO green juices that leave you with the mustache out here...and we are wanting to see it all!!!
love earth angel
xoxoxoxoxoxxo

well we must be two of a kind like a pair of raw peas and carrots haha....we post at the same time!!!
hmm i want to enter too...i want to get a nice mustache and be an enchantress....hmm i think we need THE ENCHANTRESS to post on her with her mustache that would be awesome!!
love earth angel
xoxoxoxoxox

hee heee

well the women don't have to wear mustaches ( kinda hard to do

and the men don't have to wear Virginia Slims dresses ( harr harr)


pffffffFFFTtttTTT!!!

I have a picture to enter this contest. Where can I post it, and how do I make it show up here?


thanks

elnatural_1

welll you can add it to your signature under mycontrol center..then go into edit settings and say yes add my signature to all posts...then when you post your pic will show up...you have to add your pic to photobucket or other web hosts for pics...then copy the img and paste it in your signature.....bryan really explains it better on the main forum under posts or blogs or something it is the very first topic....check it out...looking forward to seeing your pic!
love earth angel
xoxoxoxoxoxox

I have the winning picture on my website but after many tries couldnt get it to show up here. I will still accept prizes though.

elnatural

Hey its the ELLLLL MANNN!!!


hows it going?
still making the award winning kim chi's

ladies and gents:

as a prize
el natural will accept kim chi's of all different kinds
heh heh

sorry, i am no good with photo stuff
bryan WOULD know better though

el natural, mustachio man verde

Hahaha, I just came across this post, I'll see what I can do

Cheers,
J

Im getting very interested in this thread....

cant wait to see some photos!

ok i quit with the razor the minute i first saw this thread

today is the day



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2007 05:38PM by fruitgirl.

elnatural_1

Here's mine:

hey bryan

What fruit did you get the green juice from lol ?

el

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHHA!!!!


YEAAAAAAOAOOOWOWWWWWWWWWWZERRRRRZZZ!!!

WHOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!

el natural:
u win "Swimsuit Mustachioed Man of the Year Award"

notice to the judges: El Natural loves kim chi and anything else green
he also loves to hang out in the ocean so either send him
1) kim chi
2) kale
or
3) a yacht ( ha ha!)

fruitgirl

that piece o kale leaf
waaaaaaay 2 gooo!
smile

bryan

mustache AND beard?
that's mighty stylinnnn of u

thanks gentleman and lady!
y'all made my day

GREEN NATION IS HERE!!!!

move over milk mustache
make way for something ASTRONoMICALLY BETTAHHH!!!

All HOT contenders so far!




Hey, LaV, I guess the contest isnt open to its sponsors, but ....... this is

internet so maybe the rules are different, right ....

here is my mustache....i know it was the mens's but we never really said what the women's was so i joined the mustaches...it is a curly parsley one haha!!
love earth angel
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Much peace and love!!!
EarthAngel
Xoxo

La_Veronique

Thankz forz duz nize prizes and winnigs statizuzzz.

Duz yahtzzz woudz bees very nize,

Couldz haves duz greeeeenz juzzz ands kimcheez partiezz on derezzzz

Izz candz waidz forzz dizz

wills namez duz yatdz Laz_Veroniquezzzz forz makings duz dreamzzzz cumz truuuzzzz

thangzzzz

elnaturalz

annie

<<All HOT contenders so far!>>

i agree!


<<Hey, LaV, I guess the contest isnt open to its sponsors, but ....... this is

internet so maybe the rules are different, right ....>>

yeah it iz! u can join if u want. sponsor.. sponsee.. what dif does it make?
anything goezzz!

hey earthangel!

..<<..i know it was the mens's but we never really said what the women's was so i joined the mustaches...it is a curly parsley one haha!! >>


yeah, u can do whatever u want
u can where a kale turban
fashion yourself a carmen miranda cornucopia
or an outfit made out of lettuce

whatever!
be creative!

hey el natura!

when dya leearn how to speeak my languagezzzz?
martianz doez take a longgggzzzz time to learnzzzz

but be sure to PM me when someone gets you a yacht

i do think that La Veronique would be a GREAT name for a yacht ( whoooo hoooooooo!!!)

just paint it GREEN!

yeah!!

"Greeenz"

it doez a body GOOD!!

pass it on!!!!



the GREEN campaign is HOPPIN!!!

YOWAZZZERS!!! yayyyyy!