i lurrrvvveee greeeenzzzz

ruffff rufffff!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

bow wow

WOW!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/26/2007 06:08AM by la_veronique.

i never saw the whole thing

someone rented it once ( supposed to be a stephen king flick..)


i saw like 5 minutes of it and couldn't see it any more

it was scary.. i just remember a rabid dog with huge fang like teeth ( ookay, maybe i imagined that..and it was out to get anyone and anyTHING...

i especially couldn't look at it any longer when the maniacal sparky creature was going after the bowl of spinach that was in the kid's kitchen


noooooooooo NOOOOOOOOO......!!

i couldn't bear the sight of the spinach falling to the kitchen floor and being totally WASTED!!


then i espied ( from the corner of my lachrymal ducts)

the fangy frothing four legged beast slurping up the spinach from the kitchen floor

and i though to myself

" good doggie"

then "smart doggie"

Ha ha!!

hahahaha! Is Cujo the son of David Wolfe?

(get it- dog/wolfe... Sorry, couldn't resist!)

Raw Heritage Data Conclusion:

It has been verily verified that Cujo is not currently a card holding, lineage member of the Davidus Wolferii clan. I have checked with my raw investigators and we have poured over all the heritage data and no such match applies. I believe this information to be sound and true to the best of my knowledge. In case you gestate an ardent desire to pursue this investigation further, please keep this
confirmation number for your record:

T87Y4598734

Analysis of Cujo DNA :

It has been ascertained that Cujo's DNA appears to have three strands rather than the conventional two strands. The third strand is what appears to be "polgergeist" in nature. At times it has appeared on our readings and at other times it has disappeared entirely. Scientist at the CRI ( Cujo Research Institute) have eviscerated this piece of "evidence" dismissing it as "unreliable" but not to worry raw noggin, I have snuck out this bit of nucelotidic conundrum for your viewing pleasure. I think you will agree with me that the third strand is a result of massive overconsumption of spinacus delectus ( spinach).

ROTFLMAO!!!! :-D Cujo Research Institute!! I want to visit there!

Sir Rawnogginus Spinacus Delectus Interestus:

The CRI is presenting tickets for two to view the Poltergeist DNA of Cujo. For a limited time only,you and a friend can visit our display gallery and witness firsthand using state of the art powerful microscopes the mysterious "third" strand of DNA that Cujo possesses. I am most certain that it will make a believer out of you that chlorophyll RAWWWWCCKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!!


La Veronique

Director of CRI

grrrrrrrrrrr.. gRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

CUJO SAYS " howdy!"

paws with spinach evidence on the talons.. waving at all