so the other day my mom made a corny, but clever joke.

she was trying to explain a recipe to me, and she reached over to pick up the recipe book saying "hold on mama sho you" ya know.. instead of nama shoyu?

bahah i laughed at her with that "oh mother" kind of laugh but it was actually kinda clever.

heeheh lol ! that is quite clever sounds like a nice mom

...Jodi, the banana eating buddhist

Ha! ..i'm embarrassed that i didn't get it at first (i can be slow)...until about an hour later when I was making dinner...It hit me.

I love that kind of spontaneous word play.... yeah, your mom sounds cool!

Greg

I don't get it

Mama show you! Nama Shoyu, funny!

Here is another "Raw Food" joke:

Two rabbits were meeting in the forest:
-What are you eating on?
-A carrjot (he cant speak properly because he's eating)
-But why is it not crunching?
-It's rjotten.

You won't laugh but it's funny when you speak out the joke with someone.

Best // Jacob
www.levandefoda.se

Mama sho you. HA HA!!! I have to borrow that one.

hoo, funny! i want to borrow it too but i don't know very many people who would get it. when i find one though i'm using it!

Q. What's red and hot?
A. Summa Strawberry!

Q. How do you make a banana nutmilkshake?
A. Jump out and yell, BOO to the banana

Q. Why is a pea small and green?
A. Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!

Q. Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn’t concentrate!

Q. Why was the mushroom invited to lots of parties?
A. Because he was a fungi to be with!

Q. Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?
A. Because it ran out of juice!

Q. Why did the man pour vegies all over the world?
A. He wanted peas on earth.

Q. Where do baby apes sleep?
A. In apricots

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing

Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y.

Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout.

Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek.

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar.

Q: What is small, red and whispers?
A: A hoarse radish.

Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
A.String beans

Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?
A:There are too many ears.

Q: When is a cucumber like a strawberry?
A: When one is in a pickle and the other is in a jam.

Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me.

Q: What do you say to rotten lettuce?
A: You should have your head examined.

Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!

Boy Melon: Honey, can we run away and get married?
Girl Melon: Sorry, I cantaloupe.

Two carrots are riding in a car and they get into a terrible accident. They're rushed to a hospital. One carrot has only scrapes and bruises, but the other carrot is rushed to surgery. Hours later the doctor comes out and says to the first carrot, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to live. The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

bahahaha i liked the vegetable for the rest of his life one!! niice.


singinraw: "mama sho you" sounds just like "nama shoyu" that raw spice or whatever.

its just a play on words silly.