Le Raw Gazette:

Sunday, December 02, 2007

It has been duly reported that on Sunday, Linda Shinstruck McBlooberry almost gave her husband Dinko Barnzo McBloobery a brain concussion after he purportedly reached across the table to sample her blueberry cacao goji berries strawberry banana smoothie that she had so artfully prepared and poured into a tall fluted crystal goblet. No sooner had he touched the stem of the smoothie receptacle, did he feel a dense material wack him in the back of his head. It turned out to be a banana that contacted his cerebral surface and made him see stars. Dinko is recovering nicely. His wife, Linda Shinstruck, who hitherto did not realize the powerfully subconscious "hold" that these smoothies had on her
primal possessive instincts is also in emotional recovery, a new 12 step program : Smoothies Anonymous for those recovering from the debilitating and ( potentially dangerous) need to

1) attain a good smoothie
2) obsess about smoothies
3) protect smoothie

Dinko keeps his end of the deal by taking his wife out to bowling after her once a week meeting ends ( at 7 PM promptly). They share a bowl of blueberries and goji berries while they walk hand in hand to the nearest Bowling Outlet.

hmmm.. on that note,i think i will make myself a SUPER HYBRIDOUS smoothie galore

pineapple
more pineapple
bananas
more bananas
blueberries
more blueberries
cacao
more cacao
and hmmm... what else... well, that sounds good enough for me!

glug glug glug glug

oh yeah, forgot to add the spinach

you wouldn't believe that is the smoothie i made last friday before you made your post!

only th9ing was that i didn't put cacao in ..i will have to get some cacao.


obviously the spinach is needed for the nice green color and the oxalic acid content.

way to go la vie......

juicin' john

Mind if I try a taste?

Just a little sip?

No?

Ok

Look over there! It's Elvis!

Glug glug glug

*runs away*

inspirit - aka coolkarma

la_veronique Wrote:
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> hmmm.. on that note,i think i will make myself a
> SUPER HYBRIDOUS smoothie galore
>
> pineapple
> more pineapple
> bananas
> more bananas
> blueberries
> more blueberries
> cacao
> more cacao
> and hmmm... what else... well, that sounds good
> enough for me!
>
> glug glug glug glug
>
> oh yeah, forgot to add the spinach


how is the cacao with the fruit?

hey juicin john

whatdja put in your smoothie?

was it the one that shinstruck shared ( later... after she felt sooo bad) with dinko barnzo?

hey inspirit:
elvissss??? where??? WHERE?????

I WANNA see him! oh... u can share my smoothie with me any time ( awwww.. even if you can't conjure elvis from your holographic hat

erica

the caco is always nice with the fruit
the cacao is a fruit too

a tasty one too

oh.. when u put it in the blender.. sometimes it doesn't really make it very powdery

i guess it depends on the blender u get

mine is a cheapy ( cuz didn't want to spend 800 bucks on the blendtec though i so DIG their hilarious youtube videos on " But Will it Blend?" .. THAT is the question..i don't care about their blenders... but i love their sense of humor... coco posted the videos in the other topic forum)

anyhow.. i'll keep you guys posted to the Mcblooberies

uh.... when i get more word of whats happening in their lovestruck goji bowling world

I like Fruit Smoothies of:

5 Cacao Beans (whole and unpeeled)
2 Tbsp. Gogi Berries
2 Turkish Figs
1 Cup Hunza Sun-dried Apricots

Cover with Water and soak for 6 hours. Pour contents in the Blender, add water to the 32-ounce mark, blend until smooth. Enjoy.......WY

reaching out through cyber space quantum screen
and stealing the goji hunza turkish smoothie from WY's hands

veronique: GIMME THAT!!!!!!

WY: hey!! NOO... that's MINE!!!!

veronique: oh hey loook over there! It's the PARSLEY BUNNY!!

WY: huh? What? WHERE?

veronique ( runs off with the exquisite smoothie)

but she leaves half of it for WY

Ha Ha La_V. Dried Fruit is shunned by the Raw Food Purist, but I love those Hunza Apricots. I probably shouldn't be eating CaCao either, but it does add a nice 'rich' taste.....WY

shore does

sounds like a deeeeelish smoothie

and that's all i care about right now, at this moment

is the smoothie deeeelish? or not?

if it is, then i want the smoothie.. if not, ... nawwwww...

I love smoothies made with almond milk and real vanilla beans. This weekend I had a banana strawberry one, I had to share it with my mother who usually doesn't like my "baby food" but she always shows up when the strawberries come out. Must try one with cacao.

Dulset Wrote:
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> Must try one with cacao. I get my Cacao from David Wolfe's
online Store. It's certified Raw and Organic. The whole Beans are expensive at
$11.95 per 8 ounces, but you don't need to use many in a smoothie to
give it a nice flavor.....WY

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