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underwear
Posted by:
dewey
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Date: August 28, 2008 12:54AM "Years ago, there was an old tale in the Submarine Service about a lieutenant
who inspected his sailors and told the COB (Chief of Boat) that they smelled bad. The Lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately." He went into the crew quarters and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy you change with Brown,and Witkowski you change with Minotti. Get to it." The Moral To The Story: A candidate may promise change in Washington. but don't count on things smelling any better." patty Re: underwear
Posted by:
riverhousebill
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Date: August 28, 2008 01:38AM Once upon a time there were four Presidential candidates named Everbody, ``Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
When there was an imporant job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody ``would do it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everydbody's job. but nobody realized that Nobody would do it. As it turned out,Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place. Somebody blamed Everybody for not having Anybody to do what Nobody did, But Nobody was about to tell Everybody Everybody shoud have done the job that Nobody did. People Get Ready A Change is a comin, we are the change and motive force ``behind history Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2008 01:50AM by riverhousebill. Re: underwear
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: August 28, 2008 02:14AM Re: underwear
Posted by:
riverhousebill
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Date: August 28, 2008 02:34AM elnatural_1 Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > do you mean like this picture? > smells real bad too me! > > [rense.com] > > > elnatural Be careful Elnatural - huffing film can cause brain damage. Re: underwear
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: August 28, 2008 03:00AM i bought some irresistable fabric this week with bananas, apples and oranges on it (i mean three kinds of fabric with one fruit each on them). when i got them up to the counter the lady said "oh, these are scratch and sniff fabrics, give them a try!" and sure enough, they smell fruity!
i wasn't planning on making underwear with that fabric but you know i could give it a try. should i be making an extra pair for anyone here? which flavour do you think you are? i'm apple but only 'cause there was no cherry. hee. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2008 03:00AM by coco. Re: underwear
Posted by:
swimmer
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Date: August 28, 2008 03:20AM coco Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > i wasn't planning on making underwear with that > fabric but you know i could give it a try. should > i be making an extra pair for anyone here? which > flavour do you think you are? Hmmm... How about Banana Boxers? > i'm apple but only 'cause there was no cherry. > hee. Flirt!  Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2008 03:20AM by swimmer. Re: underwear
Posted by:
pakd4fun
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Date: August 28, 2008 03:37PM I only want one if I can get mango. Re: underwear
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: August 28, 2008 03:46PM hee!
so sorry, it was an incomplete fruit salad array. only the very basic choices available. no durian though, thank goodness! PU! Re: underwear
Posted by:
swimmer
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Date: August 28, 2008 07:28PM coco Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > hee! > > so sorry, it was an incomplete fruit salad array. > only the very basic choices available. no durian > though, thank goodness! PU! Durian scratch & sniff briefs. Hmmm... I can picture that going something like this: An intimate moment for two, they kiss, caress each other, things er a you know, er "get going", she unzips his pants, STOPS! and says...."Er, I'm sorry I have to go now." "Wait! he says in shock" "what do you mean?" "Why, he asks, pleading?" "Well, she says as shes running out the door. It's your underwear! It smells like 3 day old cat pee!" Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2008 07:32PM by swimmer. Re: underwear
Posted by:
Mama Cass
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Date: August 29, 2008 12:40AM ooooh-
bananas? really? i think that would shock the hubby. or make him wonder what i was up to.... or i can just see me in line at the store and my son giving me a hug and announcing loudly that mama's bum smelled like oranges. ooooh- banana please. Re: underwear
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: August 30, 2008 04:11AM i still haven't done anything with that fabric, darn it! i need someone to come over and babysit this active little baby so i can get some organizing done.
any takers? she's really happy and fun, i swear  i'll even feed you lunch...
fruit salad! ha ha ha ha ha! Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2008 04:11AM by coco. Re: underwear
Posted by:
pakd4fun
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Date: August 30, 2008 11:13AM I wish the kids and I could come sit for you. We love babies. With this hurricane coming I might need to come for a visit . We have to start packing up to go somewhere tomorrow.Re: underwear
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: August 30, 2008 04:29PM yikes! take care of yourselves. we're only about 45 mins from the detroit bridge and i have lots of space if you really do want to come on by. the cottage is up for grabs too, it's very small but you can pitch a tent on the deck or the lawn. it's nice out there, getting cooler every night though. Re: underwear
Posted by:
pakd4fun
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Date: August 31, 2008 01:20AM Thanks coco, I wish I could.
Sometime we will get together. Won't it be wonderful!! Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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