Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
brad
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Date: February 02, 2009 07:59PM This thread may make history...lmao
Tell your favorite joke. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: February 02, 2009 08:56PM hmmm... why is it that i can't think of any right now when i have heard so many good ones?
i like the fruitandveggie jokes the best more please! Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Omega
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Date: February 02, 2009 09:59PM I like these threads, and I'll probably tell more than one joke in it.
For starters: Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Omega
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Date: February 02, 2009 10:03PM Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well. ------------------------------------- Why were the strawberries upset? Because they were in a jam. ------------------------------------- What is the most dangerous vegetable to have on a boat? A leek! Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/02/2009 10:09PM by Omega. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: February 02, 2009 11:01PM la_veronique Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > hmmm... why is it that i can't think of any right > now when i have heard so many good ones? You forget my "guide to Chinese"? Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Omega
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Date: February 04, 2009 01:10AM A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer. So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!" Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Anonymous User
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Date: February 04, 2009 02:37AM heh, thats pretty good actually! Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Lightform
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Date: February 05, 2009 08:15PM Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1) Light travels faster than sound. This explains why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3) Those who live by the sword usually get shot by those who don't. 4) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5) The 50-50-90 rule : Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6) If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7) The things that come to those who wait will most often be the junk left by those who got there first. 8) The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10) When you got into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
brad
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Date: February 05, 2009 08:56PM Whats the #1 rule at a cannibal's house at dinner?
Nobody leaves the table....till everyones eaten. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
la_veronique
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Date: February 05, 2009 11:31PM CB
<<You forget my "guide to Chinese"? >> noooooooooooooooooo way! that was SU PAHHH! please post it again reallly enjoyed it from the forum a coupla years ago it was sooooo hilarious Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
Lightform
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Date: February 06, 2009 02:26AM According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal
bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: Wash. Biol. Surv. until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible. The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service. Re: Your funniest joke...........
Posted by:
riverhousebill
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Date: February 06, 2009 02:32AM Qabalist teacher Ann Davies told a story about a
U.S.Army general negotiating with a Cannibal chief in New Guinea during World War II. The general wanted the chief to rally his tribe to help American troops fight the Japanese. The cheif refused, calling the Americans immoral. The general was shocked. "We are not immoral!" he protested. "The Japanese are immoral!" The canibal chief replied, "The Japanese and Americans are equally immoral. You both kill far more people than you can eat." Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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