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13 years ago
jono
yeah, that was mild...
another mild yet potent trick i played once
was with my friend while we were on a long drive
i was driving and he was half-asleep in the passenger seat
and we were on a two-lane curvy mountain highway
i made the perfect sound
it was like "shzzroommm" with a nice crescendo and decrescendo
he suddenly looked up at me and was like "wahhh?&qu
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
the 89 world series earthquake was a rowdy romp of herky jerky hijinks
i was luckily located on a big grassy field, nearing the end of soccer practice
and then suddenly the earth started shaking
i was young and it was my first really big quake
and it was surreal
like a dreamy and unexpected foot massage that traveled throughout my body and mind
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
93. Re: seein' stars
God is a DJ and all of creation is a dance
God differentiates into infinite bits in order to create the illusion of dancing with "others"
God wants dance partners
it's kinda sad, God is all alone, being God, forever
so God slices Itself into a bazillion pieces
crooked slices
craggy slices
slices within slices
big and little slices
it's a maze
and the maze i
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
94. seein' stars
last night i saw the biggest brightest shooting start i've ever seen
i was walking along the road
and i saw a bright white streak in the sky
i looked up and saw a rather large white fireball with a tail and some yellow-orange color in the tail
the tail was breaking up into bits
it was glorious and lasted enough for me to nicely soak it in
and then i made a wish
a special wish
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
if the world didn't appear lousy sometimes
maybe then there would never be the possibility
of experiencing the desire to make things better
and the act of doing just that
maybe the world is so frunckled up
so that nobody feels that they have to save the entire world themselves
cuz that would be hard to do... in a single lifetime, anyway
so, in a way, the frunckled-upness, is
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
making up words is fun
checked him out la v... he did look hungry...
today's watermelon tip: squeeze or press the skin.... avoid the mushiness... go for hard and crisp
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
thanks banana who!
i made that graphic after a little experiment
i told myself i would receive an email with a special message
and then some days later, i checked my spam folder, but before checking the folder, i told myself that the manifested email would be the fifth email down
then i counted 5 emails down, and the title of that email was "Note to Self!"
i was like WHOA
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
my way
her way
his way
one way
no way
always
your way
Yahweh
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
a goo of souls within souls within souls
bubbles
pop pop
blump
blurp
pop
snoogly
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
"Over-soul has more recently come to be used by Eastern philosophers such as Meher Baba and others as the closest English language equivalent of the Vedic concept of Paramatman.[3] (In Sanskrit the word param means “supreme” and atman means “soul”; thus Paramatman literally means “Supreme-Soul".[4]) The term is used frequently in discussion of Eastern metaphysics and has also
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
Over-soul:
"With respect to the four themes listed above, the essay presents the following views: (1) the human soul is immortal, and immensely vast and beautiful; (2) our conscious ego is slight and limited in comparison to the soul, despite the fact that we habitually mistake our ego for our true self; (3) at some level, the souls of all people are connected, though the precise manner
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
or not
whatever
just be
do
don't do
doo doo
doodie head
dodo
hoho
haha
hehe
harrrrrrrrrrr
heh
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
only the best for my refined behind
actually, i was surrounded mostly by pine cones
and time was of the essence
and wiping with a pine cone
would be less than pleasant
hey, that kinda rhymed!
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
my technique is about as good as it gets
i've been practicing for many years
every single day
but i suppose there's always room for improvement
maybe i'll make a video
and seek consultation from the internet
actually i probably won't do that
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one time i was driving around lake tahoe and there was a fire
and i had to turn around, and take the long way around
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
106. Everything Speaks
Everything Speaks
I am the environment
Metaphor is everywhere
Notice the novel and not-so-novel occurrences all around and within
and allow insights to enter the stream of awareness
Let the wisdom and vision of the Soul trickle and pour into the observer's eye
and experience the blossoming of subtle guidance from Source
and connection with All That Is
Ride the Light of the
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
durian may be stinky but he can't help it
it's a genetic condition
as long as he gives speeches from the freezer
or while only semi-thawed
i think he has a chance
to be president
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
well, i like the funky-sweet scent of durian, but he's already the "king of fruits" so i wonder if he can fulfill both his kingly duties and also be the president. it seems like a plate full.
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
on the fruitublican side, durian and watermelon have joined forces and have entered the ring, with durian vying for the presidential seat
fruitublicans tend to appeal to a richer (in calories) voter-base
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
VIPs indeed
early polling is indicating that in fact yellow bell pepper (YBP) is favored to lead the ticket for the vegocrats
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
just about every morning i shower... it helps me wake up
i like to use the removable showerhead to spray my butt-hole
sometimes tiny @#$%&-chunks come out
sometimes not-so-tiny @#$%&-chunks come out,
and im like whoa, toilet paper is flawed!
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
i like how you ended with "again"
you hit the perfect note to end the post
how do you do it?
must be all them green juices
amplifying your perfect note skills
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
if yellow bell pepper and cucumber run for president and vice president
i think they could win
cuz they both have subtle sweetness
and refreshing watery goodness
prolly cucumber should be the one running for president
because she is taller
i think that gives her an edge
just callin it like i see it
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
oh my gosh
yur on a posting marathon
or is it a rampage?
either way
thanks for keeping things interesting
i dunno what charlie was being asked
i've just seen bits and pieces of the sheen shenanigans
yeah i think God gets a kick out of me sometimes too
and sometimes God kicks back
and then im like dang
God can kick hard
H-A-R-D
hard
and maybe now that ive bee
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
good point la veronique ... i could also annoy the feller until it lets me out and puts me in my own body again... or i could guide it to be less of an evil doer...
as God is one with all, and It lives and breathes within our every thought and action, i wonder if God sometimes feels trapped inside the minds of evil beings, and maybe God uses it as an opportunity to spread Love and Wisdom and D
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
yeah trickery is a tricky topic
messing with minds... not nice
i think the key with april fools is to keep things absurd
a little absurd... and only believable for a split second
then the joke only trips up people who are a little asleep at the wheel
but on april 1st people gotsta know
that they should be on their toes
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some programmers of reality have totally m
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
it's "april fools" not "april farts" silly!
are you just changing the words to be interesting and different?
are you talking to yourself?
yes i am
stop doing that!
stop talking to yourself
ok, now start
now stop again
now bark like a dog
WOOF!!
Forum: Other Topics (not health related) 13 years ago
jono
120. Re: Culture(s)
Culture is your operating system:
"when you shed the cultural operating system, then essentially you stand naked before the inspection of your own psyche"
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